All I need to know in life I learned from my horse:
When in doubt, run far, far away.
Ÿ You can never have too many treats.
Ÿ Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
Ÿ New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
Ÿ Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
Ÿ Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
Ÿ Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
Ÿ Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
Ÿ Eat plenty of roughage.
Ÿ Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
Ÿ When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
Ÿ In times of crisis, take a poop.
Ÿ Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
Ÿ Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
Ÿ A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
Ÿ Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat